I am sure I am not alone in this; sometimes you have an idea for a picture in your mind that is perfect but the execution is far from perfect.
Like this; inspired by the nursery rhyme, “sugar and spice, and all things nice. That is what little girls are made of” I thought of making a woman’s torso, with face, ears, eyes, nose, collar and a peephole bra holding a whip out of sweeties:
The result: not great. All I’ve managed to do is buy enough sweets to send myself, and my entire family on sugar highs for the week.
So Idea 2: a pair of male tights. No, not Robin Hood but a pair of actual male tights. If you look on the crotch of the “underwear” there is a sheath for my … masculinity …
Only, the more observant of you will realise that I managed to ladder my tights on the heel, and that’s something no man wants! Plus, the “one size fits all” doesn’t fit me and I look somewhat ridiculous.
OK, not quite as ridiculous as when I wore a tutu for Dirty Little Whisper’s Naked Wednesday project but still, ridiculous.
So, I left the idea of making or wearing something, and found this lovely statue of a woman.
After all, what could possibly go wrong with this wonderful statue …
So, I don’t really have a proper SinfulSunday this week. Just lots of attempts!
On another note, I would like to use the collective wisdom of the SinfulSunday crowd. I got asked a question via DM on Twitter today that I have little experience of – “If/when you were single/unowned and you were Sub, would you Self-Discipline [yourself], or just sit and crave punishment?” If anyone could assist with words of advice, I will pass them on!
If any of my readers want to partake in SinfulSunday anonymously, please take a look at Exhibit A's Blog